1) A guy driving one of the little electric golf cart looking vehicles in the street. All of this is normal, except that this man looked like he was homeless, and the vehicle was filled to the brim with old newspapers, banana peels, and had two large off-white sacks on top of the roof. The vehicle itself was pristine and white and beautiful, not a fleck of dirt on it. I would like to imagine that he stole it from some poor mailman, and the two sacks on the roof were mail.

2) A bus stopped by where I was eating, and a well-dressed man in a bright yellow suit with a cowboy hat seemed very anxious to get on the bus. So much so that he tried cutting in front of this guy in a wheelchair. The bus driver was having none of it, so she told him to step aside and to let her get the wheelchair mechanism going. Undeterred, the man in the yellow suit went to the back door of the bus and tried to get on. The bus driver closed the door in his face. After the wheelchair guy finally got on, the man in the yellow suit stood there, anxiously waiting for his chance to board, but upon seeing a pretty young lady standing next to him, stood aside, took off his hat, and waved her to go in front of him.

I wish I could end this story by saying that he was reunited with his curious pet monkey, but that was tragically not the case.