Jason Porath

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Date: July 28, 2005

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July 28, 2005 / / 0 Comments

Now, granted, I think the man’s a tool, but this is damn funny:

Grove’s anti-abortion float, “Dr. Butcher’s Chop Shop of Choice Cuts,” features fetuses and mutilated body parts.

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July 28, 2005 / / 0 Comments

Oh my god, it’s Howl’s Moving Castle.

About Me

My parents met at a Renaissance Faire, hooked up at the Wicca Coven, and raised me at sci-fi conventions.

I have 7 brothers, 5 of whom come with the base starting package of ADHD and Bipolar disorder (roll 1d20 for additional mental disorders).

By Jewish law, I'm Christian. By Christian law, I'm Jewish. I am probably going to Mormon Hell.

I do lots of things. One of them is write. I probably need to have more focus.

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