Another sign of the apocalypse (as opposed to sine of the apocalypse, which is the cornerstone of the creationists’ renewed assault against math as a tool of the devil): MTV renewed Wonder Showzen.

For those who haven’t seen this show, it is the closest I have ever, EVER gotten to being offended. It’s sesame street done by crack addicts. There’s an entire episode devoted to the alcoholic letter N falling in love with the sleazy letter S, and having a baby i. What does that spell, everyone?