Holy crap, this music video is awesome. Made entirely on a 1979 Apple ][+.
The following taglines have been suggested for me:
Jason: Gumption and Gonorrhea!
Jason: Diction and Diarrhea!
Jason: Looseness and Logorrhea!
Jason: Heartiness and Hemmhorroids!
(the last one was suggested as Ananda and I ran out of -rrhea words, and it was the closest we could think of)