Dear Jason,
It is a great pleasure to inform you that you have successfully passed the 2nd stage of the screening process for the 2006-2007 JET Programme year and have been selected as an ALTERNATE Assistant Language Teacher. This means you are now on the waiting list to determine if you will participate on the Program this year. You may be upgraded to a ‘short listed’ (placement pending) participant as early as the end of April, or as late as the end of August, with a departure date in September.
More information regarding your position has been sent to you via USPS. Please note the items contained in the envelope sent to you are time sensitive and require your immediate attention. Be sure to read all of the information contained within the packet regarding your status of participation in the 2006-2007 JET Program. All applicants are responsible for complying with instructions received from our office. If you do not receive these documents by April 17, please contact the JET Office.
SO FULL OF HATE.
I am NOT waiting another half a year to hear from these motherfuckers.