Key the Metal Idol could not be made today. Why? She’d be like, “30,000 friends? Shit, post my Myspace profile with some slutty photos of me with a MacBook, post a link to digg, I’ll be human in time to meet Pinocchio for dinner tonight!”
…yeah, I don’t know why I posted this either. Maybe one of you will understand me and the depths of my geekiness?