It popped into my head while I was contemplating what message would best elicit a response from my not-answering-email friend:

I once killed a buffalo with my penis. It choked to death.

For awhile, I was known as the “Man-Meat Murderer.”

Anywho, thanks one and all for birthday wishes. I had some interesting adventures, and I will definitely write about them, but I require pictures to illustrate my bizarre tales, and I have to wait to get them from my friend.