(beware: this contains minor spoilers for pretty much every DreamWorks movie, and a couple Pixar ones)
(beware: this contains minor spoilers for pretty much every DreamWorks movie, and a couple Pixar ones)
Dance like you’re stamping on a human face forever, love like you’ve been in a serious car crash that minced the front of your brain, stab like no one can arrest you, and live like there’s no such thing as God.
(thank you, Warren Ellis)
It popped into my head while I was contemplating what message would best elicit a response from my not-answering-email friend:
I once killed a buffalo with my penis. It choked to death.
For awhile, I was known as the “Man-Meat Murderer.”
Anywho, thanks one and all for birthday wishes. I had some interesting adventures, and I will definitely write about them, but I require pictures to illustrate my bizarre tales, and I have to wait to get them from my friend.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-UJXCw6vyk
You don’t need to know any Japanese to watch this video. They are saying exactly what you think they are.
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