(beware: this contains minor spoilers for pretty much every DreamWorks movie, and a couple Pixar ones)
Category: horrible
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God, grant me the gasoline to set everyone on fire
Dance like you’re stamping on a human face forever, love like you’ve been in a serious car crash that minced the front of your brain, stab like no one can arrest you, and live like there’s no such thing as God.
(thank you, Warren Ellis)
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Profoundly horrible quote of the day
It popped into my head while I was contemplating what message would best elicit a response from my not-answering-email friend:
I once killed a buffalo with my penis. It choked to death.
For awhile, I was known as the “Man-Meat Murderer.”
Anywho, thanks one and all for birthday wishes. I had some interesting adventures, and I will definitely write about them, but I require pictures to illustrate my bizarre tales, and I have to wait to get them from my friend.
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Sweet holy god no
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-UJXCw6vyk
You don’t need to know any Japanese to watch this video. They are saying exactly what you think they are.
