Just a question to all my friends in other states: Do you ever walk out your door and have some crazy homeless person on your lawn, digging through your trash, taking all your recyclables?
I have two or three, they usually show up on Sunday afternoon (pickup is Tuesday morning). They’re pretty territorial, though, so it’s generally just this one Vietnam vet guy who keeps screaming to himself about bringing down the government. How digging through my trash accelerates his plans, I don’t know.

I can’t help but think my mom would be concerned if I told her about this.