Sadly fabricated interview with ex-CEO of Nintendo. This took many people in, because Yamauchi has been known to say some batshit insane things in the past, and a lot of this isn’t too far-fetched to be coming out of his mouth. (wait for images to load)

(in discussions with Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer)
I stood on my chair and put my hands around my mouth to amplify my voice, see, and said, in English, slowly and forming the words very carefully- HEY BALLMER, WHY DON’T YOU SUCK MY TINY YELLOW BALLS?