Jason Porath

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Date: April 23, 2005

Pinko Penguin Prejudice

April 23, 2005 / / 0 Comments

Denver Int’l Airport is so thorough that even penguins must go through the metal detector. I’m breathing easier tonight!

Sadistic programmer man, I salute you

April 23, 2005 / / 0 Comments

Bastard Tetris, a version of tetris that chooses the worst possible block for you as your next block, every time.

About Me

My parents met at a Renaissance Faire, hooked up at the Wicca Coven, and raised me at sci-fi conventions.

I have 7 brothers, 5 of whom come with the base starting package of ADHD and Bipolar disorder (roll 1d20 for additional mental disorders).

By Jewish law, I'm Christian. By Christian law, I'm Jewish. I am probably going to Mormon Hell.

I do lots of things. One of them is write. I probably need to have more focus.

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