Jason Porath

has a website, i guess

Date: April 23, 2005

Pinko Penguin Prejudice

Denver Int’l Airport is so thorough that even penguins must go through the metal detector. I’m breathing easier tonight!

Sadistic programmer man, I salute you

Bastard Tetris, a version of tetris that chooses the worst possible block for you as your next block, every time.

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