It popped into my head while I was contemplating what message would best elicit a response from my not-answering-email friend:
I once killed a buffalo with my penis. It choked to death.
For awhile, I was known as the “Man-Meat Murderer.”
Anywho, thanks one and all for birthday wishes. I had some interesting adventures, and I will definitely write about them, but I require pictures to illustrate my bizarre tales, and I have to wait to get them from my friend.
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